- GUY 1: I wish for a taco.
- GUY 2: Granted but it's a poison taco. I wish for money.
- GUY 3: Granted but it's fake money and you can't use it. I wish for <i>blah blah blah</i>
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<p>This is just a little game. Basically, one person makes a wish, and you grant it but must find a way for the wish to backfire. Then <i>you</i> wish for something and the next guy does the same thing.
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<p>Granted but when you reach high in the sky it malfunctions and you fall to your death.
</p><p>I wish for Thor's hammer (Mjölnir)
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<p>Granted but you aren't worthy to lift it
</p><p>I wish I had my own tank
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<p>Granted but Hulk picks it up and smashes something with it.
</p><p>I wish to be Batman.
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<p>Granted but you aren't good at it and get eaten by Killer Croc.
</p><p>I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.
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Granted but the wish gods laugh in your face. I wish for super speed.
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<p>Granted but you run so fast that your skin rips off your body
</p><p>I wish for nunchucks
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<p>Granted but your not good at using them so you hit yourself in the face and knock out your teeth.
</p><p>I wish for world peace (try corrupting that, fellas.).
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<p>The UN laugh in your face and say that with Terrorism there will never be world peace.
</p><p>I wish for ULTIMATE POWER!
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<p>Granted but it's too much for you to handle and it blows up in your face.
</p><p>I wish for Fast and Furious to be real.
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<p>Granted but Dom and his crew are arrested for all the things they've done throughout their career and are sentenced to a number of years in Prison.
</p><p>I wish for an army.
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